"Forsooth, thou art a jaded rough-hewn hempseed"
Indeed, you are a boring crappily made nut.
"Ye dankish fly-bitten hugger-mugger"
You wetly unpleasant confused idiot.
"Thou cans't not be but a saucy plume-plucked giglet"
You can not be but a cheeky humbled frolicsome child.
"Thou art a peevish bat-fowling ruffian"
You are a insignificantly irritated scoundrel who acts as though he is a blinded bird hit upside the neck.
"Verily, ye be a gleeking hedge-born barnacle"
Certainly, you are a piece of saltwatered clusters who shall spit upon anything that is not born under the same rock
Great Job on the insults. i especially like the one with the word " hugger-mugger"
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